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Do you ever think about the absolute euphoria Duck would feel at getting to be human again? I do. I do a lot.
[ID: a stylized digital painting of Fakir and Duck embracing each other as he lifts her in the air. Fakir stands ankle deep in a pond and water splashes around them. A few white feathers float through the air around Duck. She is nude and her hair is down. Fakir wears a simple white shirt with his pants rolled up above the water level. In the foreground, an open book rests upon the dock. Behind them, the clouds are lit with the pinks and blues of a sunrise. End ID]
#princess tutu#fakiru#i dont *think* i need to tag for nudity since i chose the least revealing pose i could find#but if thats an issue lemme know#my magic number is 5 years after the show#duck is roughly 19 human years and fakir is 21#are we moments away from a category 5 fakir naked girl meltdown?#or has he grown out of that#you decide#i was trying to go for something more stylized and impressionistic#but eventually i had to say fuck it#it’s good enough#I’m not Monet#and that’s okay#that’s okay#lea draws#my art
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hey there kids want to read the truest description of X-Men ever given
THE IDEOLOGICAL LATCH-KEY CHILDREN OF CHARLES AND ERIK'S CATASTROPHIC DIVORCE I'M FUCKING DYING
#X-Men#Anthony Oliveira#I just needed to share this quote like#truer fucking words have NEVER BEEN SPOKEN#like how in House of X Charles gets Emma to come have a meeting#and she's like “okay what's this about”#and then Erik comes out of the shadows and she literally says#“Ah so it's the two of you TOGETHER.”#“this is either going to be incredibly heroic or terrifyingly reckless.”#like everyone Knows they are the founding duo#they aren't the oldest or the most powerful mutants#but EVERYTHING somehow always comes back to them#and so if both of them are involved in something it's like “aw crap duck and cover”#“Erik and Charles are on the up phase of the rollercoaster”#that whole sequence in Nation X#“the world walked around us. this thing of ours isn't ours anymore."#“you're wrong. it's always us. it always comes back to us.”#quoth Cyclops: “Charles and Erik can be a little intense.”
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what's the other thing that is also fucked up?
that bucky is a giver. he is always the one to show affection, admiration and caring towards buck, who simply has no clue that he worths that much in bucky's heart.
he always sees buck as somewhere, something he could hold onto, to return to and to care about. it is almost like his instincts to ask people if buck is doing alright whenever they are not together, and his whole mood later will depends on the answer he gets.
then when he thought he lost buck, they were brought together again. he was just genuinely glad, and there wasn't any other thing that mattered more than buck being alive and reunited with him.
well, the thing is, buck also loves bucky, but not the same way that bucky loves him, and he loves marge more.
when he said he has popped the question to marge and she said yes, bucky wasn't exactly happy about it. he tried to gaslight himself into that he's happy for his best friend because he has a pretty girl waiting for him to come home, but another part of him knows that he wants to keep buck to himself. but he cannot, and could never do so, in any universe they are together as friends.
because buck belongs to the greater world and his girl; and bucky belongs to him, he's wholely devoted to the guy even if that means his feelings will never be reciprocated.
bucky doesn't care though, because he's one hell of a giver, and he'll give away his feelings to buck because a part of him is still holding onto the days they were the most important thing in each other's lives. and he would never let go of it.
#mota#masters of the air#well#what can i say#the duck shitposting#queued because im taking a nap#clegan#buck cleven#bucky egan#john egan#gale cleven#you better be ready for another post about them because im not okay#buck & bucky
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I MISSED IT THIS MORNING BUT HAPPY SPOOKY MONTH YALL 🦇🩸🍂👻🎃
#Duck rambles#so excited for spooky season#I missed the first day of promptober#But I can only do a few days-#That’s okay!#October is my favorite month and no one can change my mind#Loveee Halloween#And we’re finally getting our first cold front#So excited!#Let’s just say I have a cute little drawing im working on for Halloween…#Mwhahaha#And you may never know until Halloween ehehehe#love you guys ❤️#Happy spooky month!#Expect my Halloween sona sometime soon!
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In honor of my period coming two fucking days early, here’s a menstruation based pjo question.
Who do we think has the worst cramps vs who do we think is one of those lucky ducks who have minimal bleeding and little to no cramps?
#tw mentions of periods#menstruation#can’t really believe I wrote this question💀#actually yes I can periods need to be more normalized#tell me why so many of my friends would always whisper ‘I got my…thing’ and I’d always be like ??? you got your period?#idk why people are so embarrassed about it#but I get it bc I was kind of embarrassed about opening pads in bathrooms bc why are they literally so loud#but I can’t imagine feeling so awkward saying it all the time#like hell no if I have to bleed once a month I will not be ashamed or embarrassed of it#why wasn’t I lucky enough to be one of the lucky ducks#I literally have to beg my uterus to let this one be peaceful and it never works#and I literally cramp up to 4 days before it even gets here#it literally has me anxious the entire week bc I think she’s coming but she never is#and why do people say excersizing eases the pain it’s the opposite for me#it makes it feel like there’s a literal world war going on down there#okay maybe I got a little too detailed in these tags#annabeth chase#pjo#percy jackson and the olympians#percy jackson#hoo#heroes of olympus#pjo character headcanons#hoo character headcanons#period headcanons#periods#bloody hell#pjo question#hoo question
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ngl gossip blogs are probably the worst thing about hockeyblr
#i came across one that answered an ask that said something among the lines of “its a gossip blog! our opinions about some wags arent nice!”#and the blog owner agreed with them like do you guys not fucking hear yourselves? 😭#sorry but making up rumors and making gross comments about others isnt something to be proud of#“they're public figures” okay and?#that doesn't make it better?#honestly if you have nothing nice to say dont say anything at all#sorry but yall are misogynistic and creepy and literal stalkers#yall can say otherwise but if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck#fandom wank#ish#hockeyblr#hockey
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LET YOUR MIND REST AND FILL YOUR WELL OF CREATIVITY WITH THINGS YOU LOVE
#in case you dont want that fuckin duck on your dash at all#it okay you've got a sentinel#mun talk#i hate 'chains' with a threat embedded in them#its fucking mean#just say you want notes
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10 Characters, 10 Fandoms
I was tagged by the amazing @mutantmanifesto!! Thank you so much, I had a blast doing this!
Eugene 'Doc' Roe - Band of Brothers "Oh Lord, grant that I shall never seek so much to be consoled as to console, to be understood as to understand, or to be loved as to love with all my heart."
Obi-Wan Kenobi - Star Wars “And you, Master. What does your heart tell you you’re meant for?” “Infinite sadness,” Obi-Wan said, even while smiling.
Bucky Barnes - MCU "I am no longer the Winter Soldier. I am James 'Bucky' Barnes, and you're part of my efforts to make amends."
Grantaire - Les Misérables “Gentlemen of the human race, I say to hell with the lot of you.”
Riley Blue - Sense8 “Death doesn’t let you say goodbye. It just carves holes in your life, in your future, in your heart.”
Spock - Star Trek (TOS + AOS) "Logic is the beginning of wisdom...not the end."
Allison Blake - Eureka "Momentous, isn't it?"
Greed(Ling) - Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood "You humans think greed is just for money and power. But everyone wants something they don't have."
Duck Newton - The Adventure Zone: Amnesty “If we ever fight a monster that could control the power of heart, we’re all fucked, because that is the most powerful element imaginable. I mean, I’ll fucking stab love, I don’t care.”
The Professor - Watcher Entertainment "Woah, we got a couple of sea dogs out there! B̴A̸R̶K̸ ̴W̸I̶T̴H̷ ̸M̵E̴!"
Tagging @blood-mocha-latte @footprintsinthesxnd @ronsparky @everything-or-anything and of course any one else who ~feels the vibe~ 🥰
#did i spend longer on this than i should have#do i care? no#i had a lot of fun okay!! and picking the quotes sparked a lot of joy even though that wasnt in the orignal post!!#i also feel like my choices in characters say a lot about me as a person and you know what? yeah#other bonus characters that didnt make the list: tsukishima from haikyuu / sousuke from free / takeshi kovacs from altered carbon#there are probably more but this is the current brain cell#thanks for tagging me!!#eugene roe#obi wan kenobi#bucky barnes#grantaire#riley blue#spock#allison blake#greedling#duck newton#the professor#about me#wholly speaks#em speaks#what even do i go by on this hellsite anymore idk
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I do think the ducks should trade Zegras to the oilers purely bc I think making him and Leon interact on a daily basis would be fucking hilarious
#oilers lb#id say leon to the ducks but breaking up mcdrai would make me to sad bc im soft as hell#oh wait okay also Drysdale to the oilers bc you cant split up those idiots either#hey nhl teams hire me to make ridiculous trades purely for the lols
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Hater shit incoming:
Yeah, Indigo Park is really cool, but it blew its load a bit too early by immediately killing off the cool stalker enemy from ch.1. The effect of the bird mimicing phrases is really neat, but you don't get to hear her do it much, especially because the warbling effect + loud af chase music drowns out what is being said, which sucks! Those voice lines are good!!
#em.txt#hey welcome to the bonus text where the hater stuff gets worse!! i promise I don't hate this game i am just. critic in the bad way#yeah i have more beef with the molly macaw chase. but first I'd like to say good on the dev for reusing the idea of the opila#from their banban reloaded. genuinely. the occasionally peaking bird that ducks behind corners is good#& it is used much better in indigo park especially because the animations are less jolting.#again back to the chase. I don't like. the ending. the blood is fine the dev mentioned he dislikes mascot horror that is afraid of blood#& wanted to set the tone immediately. i think this is a fair sentiment but the way the blood is done here#is honestly childish. the splurt is fine. the fucking AMOUNT coming from the head (especially how the texture distort looks)#is goofy as hell & tbh an easy fix is. move the big puddle of blood. from under the head. to behind the door#anyways the end of the chase is so sudden. the momentum just splats into a wall wiley Coyote style#& i appreciate the dissonance of the heartfelt talk & it's good but it's a bit soon ain't it?#not gonna address the dead ass bird?#i like what's being done i like this enemy the game looks fine. the animation of the lion getting scared is goofy#i think this can go somewhere good. i do not see how immediately killing this stalker enemy is going to do anything at all#i would have the same chase & just not kill the bird tbh#bc it makes the conversation with rambley make more sense#put the blood elsewhere. spread it out or have the player enter some silent hill ass room idfk#you can let the bird get injured but the breakneck speed of chase > bird dies > heartfelt talk > credit song is too much to me#you can clown on me if you want bc i am a hater#i like seeing a mascot horror made by a fan. i like seeing the disney park knowledge on display. i like the quiet lore.#okay i am not a fan of scripted chases in horror games. but putting it in this play structure is smart#having the bird like fly above you & cut you off if you're slow is good too#see i like the chase itself enough i just hate how it ends
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I think webtoon is bad bc artists are forced to put out mass amounts of content a week and you can tell. 😐
#duck talks#sorry not sorry I'm the world's number 1 webtoon hater#you want me to read comics on my phone???#i have a post sitting in my drafts from a while ago where i go on at length about what i don't lilt about webtoon#but i don't want to post it bc it's very ranty and rambly#okay but one more thing I'll say while I'm here. webtoons use csp assets or similar things sooo much and it looks soo bad#not all of them ofc but it's a byproduct of being made to make so much content in a short amount of time#so a lot of them do#ALSO. The story changes I've seen be made to webtoons that get selected to be originals make no sense to me so often.#i could give a few examples of this if ppl asked by generally just exaggerating the genre and convoluting the plot is what I've seen#Also. Why are webtoon originals required to be in color? (I mean I know WHY but also like. Why? Cmon.)#aaughhh. anyway.
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there's no need to read this little rant post of mine, but i'd appreciate it if you did.
i did not grow up in abandonment or abusive household, my family was completely normal, at least after when i was 4.
i used to get beaten as a kid, not so heavy but it did hurt me as a child who wanted acknowledgement and you know, attention from my family. i was always the one who is left out in a conversation, all the attention and love stuffs go to my cousins and siblings. i've always felt like i have never existed at all in my whole childhood. i got screamed at because my sister did something wrong. i got screamed at because i could never be as good as how normal people should be. nothing will be enough if it was about me.
i tried self-harming when i was in 4th grade. silly thought of mine really did think that i could die with a cut from an old cutter knife. and i tried again with a kitchen knife at 11, still nothing worked. i was breaking down and having constant headaches in the kitchen at 10 p.m. and i all i heard, was my parents voice from the upstairs, shouting at me because the wifi was still on.
that was when everything cameback, everything i've felt growing up in the family just suddenly flood in my mind and knocked me out. i woke up two hours later at midnight with my body laying on the cold floor and a knife in my hand with cuts on my left arm.
all i could think about was george luz, yeah him. the sunshine guy himself. i pictured his smile in my mind and it didn't fail to comfort me. his voice, his messy dark brown hair, his cutest smile ever and his laugh, his actions. everything about him saved me. it is silly, i know. still it saved my life more than once.
well, and now i'm looking back at all those memories and asking myself, what would i do without george luz?
#okay#whatever#what would i do without the luz of my life?#the duck says random shits.no one needs to know this but#band of brothers#george luz#you can tell how much i love him#<33333
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literally what the fuck is in the air lately ive had three guys being weird at me within the past three weeks. thats one guy a week. Stop fucking being weird
#coworker situation resolved itself i think hes just Like That#we’ve been casually texting now and everythings normal its fine#other guy who asked me out to get sushi together. i ghosted him. Lmao#like bro ive only talked to you like … four times you are not getting me to a secondary location#and NOWWW#AT MY INTERNSHIPPPP#im huffing and puffing doing manual labor unloading boxes and shit#and custodial does Not pick up when i call them to perhaps come down to help me out#so i gotta do it all by myself i get a cart load it full of empty boxes and im like man i gotta go toss em all individually into the#dumpster now but lo and behold i get to the loading deck where the dumpster is theres a group of grown men#theyre all doing their own thang theres a bunch of box trucks theyre waiting on and they all turn to me when i open the door#im like. Hi. dont mind me i just gotta toss these boxes in the dumpster#two of the men approach me and just literally grab the entire damn cart itself and shake it out over the dumpster#like oh. Okay#i was like hey thank you so much !!! i literally dont know who you are but thanks for helping out !!#and i have so many empty boxes i need to do this two more times#so i open the door and just one of the original men shakes it out over the dumpster again#and i was like profusly thanking him cuz im like do you even work here like who are you thank you for doing my manual labor?? 😭😭#and so as im ducking out to get the last round of boxes the man says like hey only for you#and im like. in my head im like ??? but im like whatever. moving on.#so i bring out the last round of boxes and im like hey thank you so much for doing this have a great day#and he says something like i see you dont have a ring yet#LIKE WHAT#BACK UP !!! WHAT#IM ONLY 22 YOURE LIKE A WHOLE ASS 35 BACK UP !!!!!!!!!!#so i just say Hm! again and leave#like whenever these PEOPLE say weird shit to me i just say Hm!#CUZ LIKE. HUH?#what the fuck u want me to say that???#anyway thankfully tho this guy isnt a coworker so its literally just a passing rando i will never see again
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Officially my first day back at school TwT
Can’t wait for Icebreakers and stress… yippeee :<
(Updates on Prompts and fics will be on weekends again unless I find time during the week to write TwT)
#Duck update#And I barely had like two hours of sleep#Great way to start the school year me#Ughhh icebreakers gonna kill me#“I don’t know what I did over the summer okay?”#I may or may not have written an entire fic but I can’t say that-#Three fun facts about me? Noooo TwT#But I am a little nervous tbh#Oh well#but yeahhh going back to my old posting schedule where I post on weekends TwT#But I’ll see how today goes#Probably bad#love you guys ❤️
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i truly love making people mad by applying basic reading comprehension to the words that are in front of me instead of using telepathy to intuit that a stranger means the exact opposite of what they said, using my block button, and moving on with my life
#moogletalks# ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#i have a cat to pet; and believe words mean things; and some of those things are in fact Critically Important to communicate clearly#if you don't want to quack like a duck and get called one; or validate actual ducks en masse. we are not the same#and like to be clear i know that not everyone who reblogs that kind of post is picking up on what it's actually saying#as in Actually Saying; with words and not telepathic vibes#but i also think it's very telling that posts about defending people's right to be Crazy and Unhealthy(tm) about relationships#in response to criticism get defenses leaning on calling the person 'insane' and a 'lunatic' 🤔#anyway this is the last i'm gonna post or look at about that bullshit#including more than just the one anon embarrassing themself in my inbox#i am spraying my febreeze and moving on#abuse cw#ableism cw#anti-survivor cw#edit: okay one last thing actually#'but how was i SUPPOSED to know that when i said i wanted to express myself by beating loved ones' faces bloody because i was mad'#'people would take it at face value??? ummm i was being POETIC???'#'i've never hit someone in my life how dare you??? what would have possibly given you that impression???'#'the only reason you're calling my abuse rhetoric abuse rhetoric based on the evidence of your eyes is bc you're Crazy Irrational & Insane'#'quit stifling people's humanity and emotional expression you [slur] [slur] [slur] [slur] [slur]'#which like none of this approach helps one's case for THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT I'M NOT ABUSIVE IT'S NOT ABUSE RHETORIC I SWEAR lmfao#(for clarity's sake it was about 'screaming blood and guts and crying' at people; not physical abuse. but it is not a whole lot better lol)#(if you are in a relationship where someone is regularly driving you to the point of screaming at them because you are at wit's end)#(and nothing else works to get them to back off and stop hurting and goading you)#(and once you finally lash out; they use it as a get-out-of-jail-free card for addressing any of your concerns#bc you're Crazy and Emotional. that is not a safe relationship and you need to get out instead of investing in it /more/#and if you realize that you /can't/ get out... it is REALLY NOT SAFE and you most definitely have abuse on your hands here#this rhetoric is dangerous for victims on both sides of the coin. don't encourage people to stay in relationships like this#don't encourage them to stay in relationships where they are metaphorically having to physically defend themselves from an abuser#instead ppl need to learn what goading looks like vs existing in ways an abuser takes offense to. i cannot overstate how important this is
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instead of going to chat gpt to sort presentation notes and stuff nor bothering my friends i have taken to doing the true programmers solution
talk to bath duck
#txts#i am bouncing ideas off a duck and its working so....good enough for me#i've also spent some hours playing dai more and#i have met and kept both dorian and blackwall#it's amazing how some companions you meet on the side of the street and others you get tossed into a hellish future with#feeling a bit more inclined to the one i escaped that hellscape with than random dude number 3#sry......fucking most of everyone#damn mages always wanting the most attention i swear#dont look at my mage inquisitor#i say it with love#blackwall: i thought you'd be human#my elven mage inquisitor: well you see i wanted twice the racism#its fun tho! got a lot a lore-y stuff#+it's nice to chill in the back for a bit#....while everyone else gets killed by a dragon and you exploit a spot underneath an overhang to kill it slowly over 10mins while the bodie#of your friends are a few feet away#it worked tho! i did it#very....very....carefully and out of potions#i never said i was good at this game okay#i havent died yet!#i have run a lot!!
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